(Seven Reasons Why Crystal Dynamics and Rhianna Pratchett Utterly Failed to Make Me Care About Lara Croft….Again)

The Tomb Raider franchise has never been something that’s particularly interested me before. I wasn’t feeling the first one back in the good ol’ PSX days, and no amount of playground-whispered cheats to reveal crudely pixelated breasts was enough to change my mind. Platforming games aren’t really my thing to start with, and to me, Lara Croft’s never [...]